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plasmarob's avatar

> pyrobladder

> saliva into steam

you thought about this one.

Now I am wondering about dragon saliva properties

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RandomSprint's avatar

It must have intense insulative properties prized by fantasy firefighters.

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plasmarob's avatar

And surely there must be serious money in dragon breeding or contracts with good dragons who see no undignity in adding to their hoard for some spittle

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RandomSprint's avatar

I cut this gag from a much longer story because it was just too meta. I'm glad it lives on here!

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