The Sound of Phonics
Lyrics from an alternate universe where the Von Trapp Family needed help learning the alphabet.
A, an article, indefinite article
B, a critter that goes buzz
C, a place I go to swim
D, a person in Sunny
E, a thing you'll never try
F, a press to pay respects
G, a golly willikers
That will bring on to H, H, H, H...
I, a name, I call myself
J, a name that's short for James
K, I say, when I agree
L, French for lady
M, a word to follow L
N, a word to follow M
O, is shaped like cheerios
When you drink you have to P, P, P, P...
Q, a place you wait in line
R, you have to walk the plank
S, a snake, oh, god, a snake
T, a drink for tory scum
U, are getting very tired
V, is short for versus
W, is better than an L
X is gon-na give it to you
Y, do these letters not line up?
Z, I guess we're at the end